The richest, most powerful, most technologically advanced country in the world—and we use it to do things like this:

Wild Eyes

Coors Cold Wrap

Here’s the longer, scarier, flash-heavy version of Wild Eyes. Interestingly, I couldn’t find this page through CibaVision’s site. I was hoping maybe they were ashamed, but now I’m thinking it’s just because their website isn’t very good, especially the search.