A cat just carried my sock up to the top of his three-story tower. I really wish I had trained him to fetch when he was a kitten.

The other cat attempted to sharpen her teeth by chewing on the corner of my laptop screen.

The cats have also developed a strong interest in wasabi peas. Hard to tell whether they really like the smell or are just deeply intrigued by a little round thing rattling around in a big bowl. I really wish one of them would manage to eat one, so I could laugh when the spice hit. Is that mean?