• People who merge onto freeways at 40mph.

• People who force me to merge onto freeways at 40mph.

• People who force me to merge onto freeways at 40mph INTO A SPACE THAT IS OCCUPIED BY A BIG MACK TRUCK hauling sixteen cars. Luckily, the truck moved over, since my escape route was OCCUPIED BY A GUARD RAIL. Can cops write tickets for attempted murder?

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