At least 6 illegal turns.

5 or 6 unscheduled “scenic tours.”

2 of the above done in the dark. Very scenic.

3 4 moderately stressed phone calls.

1 extended moment of pure bullheaded stupidity.

1 inadvertent attempt to run down 4 pedestrians.

1 rush of extreme thankfulness to be off city streets and on a freeway, any freeway, heading in any direction.

1 red light ran.