At least 6 illegal turns.
5 or 6 unscheduled “scenic tours.”
2 of the above done in the dark. Very scenic.
3 4 moderately stressed phone calls.
1 extended moment of pure bullheaded stupidity.
1 inadvertent attempt to run down 4 pedestrians.
1 rush of extreme thankfulness to be off city streets and on a freeway, any freeway, heading in any direction.
1 red light ran.