It didn’t even take me a semester to get my free Qdoba burrito off the frequent buyer card.

I had the burrito thing under control, when I drove across the river not more than once a week to grab one for dinner. But now there’s a Qdoba right at the university, and now I shower at my gym (across the river across the street from the other burrito place), which means I can grab a burrito for early lunch after the gym, and since I’m going to the gym 3-4 times a week—basically, my burrito consumption is way too high.