My alarm going off is not a signal to come cuddle.

Sitting forlornly on the pillow will not change this.

Especially not when you missed the first alarm, and only showed up after a snooze cycle.

Other bad times to ask for a cuddle—when I have just finished getting dressed. Haven’t you figured out yet that I only get dressed when I am about to leave the house?

But good job on learning that a little drumroll on the back of the couch means I am lying down with an open lap.