Find black pants and a black top in your closet.

Go buy some yellow and white electrical tape, and some toy cars, at your local big box store.

Tape a road running from ankles to neck—yellow lines in center, white lines on the outside—with cars in appropriate places. Remember to make some cars going up your body, and some going down. Try to get plastic cars rather than heavier metal ones.

Caution: if attending a dancing party, avoid outlining your crotch in reflective yellow tape (ask me how I know…..)